My new philospohy for life
Recently in a convo with David, he influenced me to change my display name. This required a LBTP or Long Boring Thinking Period to decide wat it was going to be and in my LBTP i stared thinking about wat life is like...A HUGE SLURPEE.
Next i decided how to turn this into one sentence, so this is my new philosphy in life:
"Life is like a huge slurpee, if u try to live it too fast u'll screw ur brain up!!"
This basically explains the reason for my age test thing saying i act like a 14 yr old. Therefore I've decided that i will do just that! and act like a 14 yr old for the whole Summer then like an 18 yr old wen i get to skool so the average is 16.
This decision also brings on implications: If i go out with a 15 yr old "I'm mentally going out with an "older woman!"" ;) That's just a random thought... so don't ask me about it as it has no real meaning.
Also as part of my LBTP i decided i had to think of a few life goals, so here are my top 6 (in no particular order):
1. Earn any amount of money by playing tennis (so i can say i was a pro tennis player)
2. Go to Hillsong in NSW (Basically the biggest church in Australia for teens)
3. Go Zorbing (Zorbing is a thing where u are put in a huge ball and then u roll down a big hill)
4. Produce/edit some form of Video Production (It has to be profitable)
5. Buy a Mercedes E-class b4 i'm 30 without getting any form of loan (wanted to do that since i was like 6 when i went in my uncle's Mercedes in Singapore. Evry1 has good cars in Singapore. Not fair!!!!!)
6. Kill evry human on earth! (Hypothetically i'm a robot)
Evry1 do this (goals)! So evrybudy can see how mixed up they are!
Evry1 bow down to me! I am ur master!
Cheerio
Jason
Next i decided how to turn this into one sentence, so this is my new philosphy in life:
"Life is like a huge slurpee, if u try to live it too fast u'll screw ur brain up!!"
This basically explains the reason for my age test thing saying i act like a 14 yr old. Therefore I've decided that i will do just that! and act like a 14 yr old for the whole Summer then like an 18 yr old wen i get to skool so the average is 16.
This decision also brings on implications: If i go out with a 15 yr old "I'm mentally going out with an "older woman!"" ;) That's just a random thought... so don't ask me about it as it has no real meaning.
Also as part of my LBTP i decided i had to think of a few life goals, so here are my top 6 (in no particular order):
1. Earn any amount of money by playing tennis (so i can say i was a pro tennis player)
2. Go to Hillsong in NSW (Basically the biggest church in Australia for teens)
3. Go Zorbing (Zorbing is a thing where u are put in a huge ball and then u roll down a big hill)
4. Produce/edit some form of Video Production (It has to be profitable)
5. Buy a Mercedes E-class b4 i'm 30 without getting any form of loan (wanted to do that since i was like 6 when i went in my uncle's Mercedes in Singapore. Evry1 has good cars in Singapore. Not fair!!!!!)
6. Kill evry human on earth! (Hypothetically i'm a robot)
Evry1 do this (goals)! So evrybudy can see how mixed up they are!
Evry1 bow down to me! I am ur master!
Cheerio
Jason
posted by _sum_guy_ at 12/14/2005 09:22:00 pm
3 Comments:
i like slurpee :DDDD
i want to go zorbing too!!!zorb zorb zorb zorb zorb zorb zorb hmm i like that word... zorb.
crap connection. i hate crap internet connection.
kthxbai
p.s don't b too obsessed with tennis
I've barely mentioned tennis lately at all! I was actually tryin to forget about it, i even stopped my tennis lessons til next year! *Kills Jess for reminding him*
As for my goals:
1. Earn any amount of money by playing tennis (so i can say i was a pro tennis player)
Admittedly pretty crap
2. Go to Hillsong in NSW (Basically the biggest church in Australia for teens)
If ur against this it's religios discrimination! :p
3. Go Zorbing (Zorbing is a thing where u are put in a huge ball and then u roll down a big hill)
Nobody can argue Zorbing is awesome
4. Produce/edit some form of Video Production (It has to be profitable)
Not that unlikely, there are millions of vid comps every year which i can enter, and since it cost me nuthin if i win nething it is profitable!
5. Buy a Mercedes E-class b4 i'm 30 without getting any form of loan (wanted to do that since i was like 6 when i went in my uncle's Mercedes in Singapore. Evry1 has good cars in Singapore. Not fair!!!!!)
Just coz u hav a BMW... Mercedes r betta! And it is quite possible neway
6. Kill evry human on earth! (Hypothetically i'm a robot)
Everybody has to do this at least once in their life even if it has to b a computer game!
Cheerio
Jason
There's that game where ur the alien and u hav to kill all humans. it came out like 2 months ago. I'm pretty sure it's called "Kill all humans" but i could b wrong. U'll know if u c it, coz it's got a green alien on the cover, at least it did on the ad...
No it's not mean to kill all humans, coz evry1 else does it...even u did, u just dont remember :p, that means it couldnt be wrong!
Will call Gorman tomoz to c wen he can play at YARAMBAT *runs off screaming at the thought*
Cheerio
Jason
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