this page actualli did die...

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Dead blog

Despite not wanting to listen to my cousin, this blog is like dead, probs coz i have to write sumthin on it and it involves a computer.... and therefore i am not gonna look at it for at least a year, unless sum1 tells me to.

FOOTBALL YOULAY! ahem...

So for all the CRAZI ppl that didnt watch the Greece V Australia match (very unpatriotic and should leave Australia) u were lucky u didnt watch it (even tho u should hav) coz GREECE WERE TOTALLY USELESS!!! It has got to b one of the most boring football games ever, but:
JJJJJJJOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP SSSSSSKKKKKKKOOOOOKKKKKKOOOOOO!!!
1-0!!!!!!

Congrats to Guus Hiddink, i think we should make him Aussie then take away his passport so he cant go back to wateva country he comes from, COZ HE ROCKS!!!

NEways, today we had our forth match of the season against Ivanhoe, we lost 3-1, but two of the goals were just mistakes made by our goalie in the rain (one was the ball went straight to him and it slipped and the other he went to kick it and it slipped on the ground in the rain and he kinda missed *cough*) but later he did sum awsum saves, like full on dives, so he still isnt gonna b dropped to like the thirds or sumthin (no offence to ppl in the thirds or forths, u guys rule) So basically we drew with then through sum very fishy reasoning ;p

READ HERE IF U DONT GIVE A S#*T about "soccer" 8-)

So we all luv skool right? I KNOW I DO! GO SKOOL! *coughAndrewTongcough* thats wat we'd b saying if it was opposite day, wich as i recall from like yr 4 was almsot every day we felt like, so u can work it out!

CHECK OUT MY DOG!!! HE IS SOOO COOL: (click image to get full size image wich u know u want)

Todays i watched the last few songs of the top 100 songs of all time countdown on VideoHits after i got back from football, they finished at number 26 and will continue tomoz. SO after this finished my dad and i talked about what song would get number 1 song of all time. Being a dad he chose: The Beatles-Eleanor Rigby, AS IF!!! Who likes that typa stuff???? i reckon it'll b Michael Jackson-Billy Jean, i mean who doesnt like that song?!?!?! Either that or like Coldplay-Yellow or U2-Beautiful Day. If Forever Young (Youth Group) gets it i will go crazi, coz altho i like that song, IT IS NOT THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME!!!

So i leave u with a qs: Who do u think will get number 1? since most of u wont watch it and mite read this after, feel free to take a guess neway.

Cheerio

Jason

Bleh!

Well, dis is my first post since last year...

Wil start with Richi's house: In da hols went to Richi's house, had bbq and played bball with sum girls, wich was weird. Then he put soya sauce in the onions on the bbq. As well as wearin the funni apron:
As most ppl would know, in da hols i played tennis a lot more than usual, like evry day... so i could beat the guy who was number four in da firsts at skool, and i did! btw on this point, today at tennis we won 16-0 against Assumption (skool in Kilmore wich is woop woop), they realli sucked.

At skool we hav tons of hw this year! crazi amount...

Today i was at Grace Park playing then it started raining...then it rained more...then more!

Neways since it was pouring and i had come by bike and my friend had come on a scooter, we played mini tennis for a while.....

If u r possibly offended by sexist remarks do not read this:

Then the bar girl came!
she walked across our mini court from outside in the rain...wearing a tank top...my friend is a very very open with wat he says "Did u see her jugs bouncing around! they almost fell out of her top!" neways later she couldnt find her keys, so we found them for her...therefore we got free stuff from the bar! (i found them btw) So after we had our drinks and chips and stuff, she goes down into the basment, wich has very steep stairs...wen she was coming back up my friend "happened to be at the top of the stairs" and then suprise suprise: she's an ex st caths girl! (she finished last year)

So after i rode home in da rain coz it was taking too long to stop...

nuthin else to say...soz if ne girls are offended....

Cheerio
Jas

New Year

Well, it's a new year. that means every1 thinks that things they did last year can be forgotten and they can start again. These ppl r just dumb. If evrythin bad that happened last year to me was forgotten, i'd probs be the most miserable person in the world because i would do evrythin again... (just a word from a thoughtful part of my brain. i just wanted to write it down.)

I got a CHATTERBOX! (The chat thing at the top of my page under the personality test) It's basically a chat room, except u can see evrythin ppl hav put down, even if u havent bin on the site while they were posting it. as u can see my friend Osama has bin commenting and he wants u all to HAIL JASON! Not Jess or the turtle.

Will: Post!

David: ur thing on the rock says (i'm pretty sure, but try askin Phil): "Ming's garden above the sea."

Karishma: Happy Birthday for Saturday. Good on ya for not committing suicide yet...jk, was just lookin at internet site, refer to the following:

Was just lookin on da internet. Apparently there are about 400 hundred suicides in an average city a year. The way i see this is that there's probably 3 at every skool and the leading cause of suicide is depression, mostly from relationships or lack of relationships. Arent i a very weird person...i was just interested, coz i'm quite sure there are ppl i know of that hav at least attempted suicide. But apparently only 1 in 50-100 ppl are succesful wen they attempt suicide. Now u ppl all know

On a much more important and exciting subject: the Summer of Tennis has started! Hopman Cup, Kooyoog Classic, Adelaide international, Gold Coast international, Ozi Open! I goin 2 Kooyong Classic where i'll see Federer, Hrbaty, Roddick, Agassi and a few other top 20 players. I also goin 2 Ozi Open obviously.

Any1 that wants to come (Ozi Open) is welcome :) Except the turtle, who i hav already killed about 6 times with my sword...moohahahahaha

Cheerio

Jason

75 qs.

75 Questions
1.Copy and Paste in your blog
2. BOLD anything true
3. Leave plain anything untrue


001. I miss somebody right now. (kinda)
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own lots of books.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I’ve tried marijuana.
009. I’ve watched porn movies.
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I belive honesty is the best policy. (wen ur not tryin to play a prank or trick sum1)
013. I have acne free skin.
014. I like and respect micheal jackson.
015. I curse frequently.
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (heaps, though most ppl havent realised)
017. I have a hobby.
018. I’ve been told I have a nice butt.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
020. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I’m paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath when i wake up.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money at a casino. (unfortunately wen i was about 4, i walked into a casino in Singapore and lost my 1 dollar coin, but found it amusing watching the coin go down the thing and thought it was worth it in the end)
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside Australia
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.
037. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months (pranks, nuthin bad)
040. I know how to do cornrows. (wat r cornrows?)
041. I am usually pessimistic. (depends who i'm around, but usually even if i dont show it)
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be legalized.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot.
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent. (Hidden to the majority of ppl, coz they dont know wat it is)
047. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I think that I’m popular.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex. (eww)
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop. (as long as i hav a lot of money and it's not food and it benefits me directly or indirectly, such as buying presents)
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I’m obsessed with my blog!
058. I don’t hate anyone.
059. I'm a pretty good dancer (y not? compared to evry1 else in the dance class i was, except for like 3 girls!)
060. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington… (hav no idea, so who am i to judge?)
061. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a mobile phone. (how special am I!)
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have been in a real relationship before.
068. I’ve rejected someone before.
069. I currently have a crush on someone. (who would say that?)
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life that i know of.
071. I want to have children in the future.(kinda)
072. I have changed a diaper b4 (eww)
073. I've had the cops called on me b4
074. I bite my nails.
075. I’m not allergic to anything deadly. (Nuts wont kill me)

Evry1 do this!

I've just put sum links at da bottom of my page, but most ppl alredy know these links, if u want me to ad any links just ad them in a comment and i'll ad them. :)

Yay, Darkzone!

Cheerio
Jason

Random fact

David is very silly!

Proof: Go to my download site (http://home.iprimus.com.au/chuilee/downloads/downloads.html) then download the video of him dancing round in a circle, supposedly dressed as a turtle. There's also sum other stuff on there too, including the Numa Numa song and fat guy vid clip.

Cheerio
Jason

My new philospohy for life

Recently in a convo with David, he influenced me to change my display name. This required a LBTP or Long Boring Thinking Period to decide wat it was going to be and in my LBTP i stared thinking about wat life is like...A HUGE SLURPEE.

Next i decided how to turn this into one sentence, so this is my new philosphy in life:

"Life is like a huge slurpee, if u try to live it too fast u'll screw ur brain up!!"

This basically explains the reason for my age test thing saying i act like a 14 yr old. Therefore I've decided that i will do just that! and act like a 14 yr old for the whole Summer then like an 18 yr old wen i get to skool so the average is 16.

This decision also brings on implications: If i go out with a 15 yr old "I'm mentally going out with an "older woman!"" ;) That's just a random thought... so don't ask me about it as it has no real meaning.

Also as part of my LBTP i decided i had to think of a few life goals, so here are my top 6 (in no particular order):

1. Earn any amount of money by playing tennis (so i can say i was a pro tennis player)
2. Go to Hillsong in NSW (Basically the biggest church in Australia for teens)
3. Go Zorbing (Zorbing is a thing where u are put in a huge ball and then u roll down a big hill)
4. Produce/edit some form of Video Production (It has to be profitable)
5. Buy a Mercedes E-class b4 i'm 30 without getting any form of loan (wanted to do that since i was like 6 when i went in my uncle's Mercedes in Singapore. Evry1 has good cars in Singapore. Not fair!!!!!)
6. Kill evry human on earth! (Hypothetically i'm a robot)

Evry1 do this (goals)! So evrybudy can see how mixed up they are!

Evry1 bow down to me! I am ur master!

Cheerio
Jason

!My personality

i did this test coz i had a load of spare time, i think it's quite accurate (not entirely)

Weirdly enuf religion was my highest rated thing, i really am not that religious! o well i guess it was created by an athaist, so it's just comapred to average.

Now i;m gonna feel all self-conscious!!!! *Thinks if he should really say that, aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

Cheerio

Jason

PS: Look at my counters at the bottom of my page! They huge :p

Evil Jess

Last night me and Jess sawpped pics to "mutilate": Obviously this is wat i created after playin around with a few effects:

Don't ask where this idea came from...

Normal: This one is not particularly scary right?

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OMFG!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Did u absolutely s&#t urself? If u didnt u must hav nerves of steel! lol jk

neway, completely off the topic:

1 more thing: NO MORE WORK OR SCHOOL FOR LIKE 9 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!! Except for people who will be cooped up with their parents goin overseas, i take pity on them... (unless they're goin to Singapore o course, then it's OK, if they're goin to Tasmania or NZ shame on them!!! make sure u dont hook up with a Tazzy person coz they're extremely inbred and most likely are both male and female and the NZ ppl mite give u sum sheep disease (no hidden messages in this, I'm serious it's possible!) Not that anybody readin this is goin to, o well i might save sum random person's life that happens to stumble across this blog. :P)

lol, i'm very weirdly random, o well Cheers!

Jason

Here are the other versions of "Evil Jess": (Yes, i was very bored and had nuthin to do, everybody got exams, but me!)

Werewolf :

Superman: